Pretty much self-explanatory. More goodness that I felt needed to be shared with the world lol...
- The label on my "laundry detergent" says "fabric softener" not detergent. Apparently it's not detergent then... but it cleans good! I'm a moron
- I was talking to myself and my coffee answered me. Note to self: get a coffee measuring spoon. No more "a bit more cuz it's Monday"
- 3 layers of clothes, sleeping bag, 2 blankets, toque, ear plugs and an eye mask make for a comfortable sleep
- Why will Scotia bank only give me an extra $700 on my credit line but yet I'm "preapproved" for a $7500 visa
- I love being drunk and getting spontaneous texts from girls I forgot I gave my number to
- I woke up with a beer can on my alarm clock, shirt in the bathroom, pants in the spare room, and a bid confirmation email from ebay
- Just got out of the shower. Put conditioner on my face. Was about to put wrinkle cream in my hair when I realized what I was doing. Sigh.
- Who knew belly dancers could have spare tires?
- Life is more fun when you go commando. Remember that.
- Ever seen a sausage in a dress?
- How does a non smoker burn a perfectly round hole in the crotch of their shorts? I'm so confused
- I bet you need spare change for bread and peanut butter buddy... that's why your begging in front of the liquor store
- I like the circus as much as the next person but I'm sick of working in it
- Just because you can't smell your own BO doesn't mean I can't! Some people!
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